Monday, November 10, 2008

3 Investment Banker Jokes

As Wall Street crashed, many investment bankers became the butt of jokes. Most of you have probably received most of these jokes via email over the last few weeks, but for those who haven't, it'll probably produce a small chuckle. Here are 3 of the better ones:

1- What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? A pigeon can still leave a deposit on a Ferrari.

2- What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can still feed a family of 4.

3- What does a hedge fund manager with no hedge fund to manage say? Would you like fries with that sir?


Okay, so they aren't so funny I'll admit. Do you have anything better? If so feel free to post it as a comment and we can all be the judge if it's funny or not.

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